10. That one time his scooter was trashed…

9. “Come live the nightmare of your choice… Tales from the Darkside: The Movie”

8. That one time he plays a troubled teen… Oh wait, that’s every movie.

7. Young rookie lawyer working Alcatraz row.

6. Once upon a time when he was a sexy, almost naked man-fairy.

5. That movie when he wore tights and bro-ed up with Morgan Freeman and Kevin Costner.

4. Hard Harry gets the girl.

3. “He’s got a way with women, a way with words, and a very special way… with a gun.”

2. He interviews a vampire.

1. Drug slayer for his one True Romance, a prostitute… Only a 110% statistical probability that he would eventually share the screen with Christopher Walken.